I’m a woman, that may be clear by now, and when I look at men, I think, hm all things considered, it’s a nice invention. Very different from women. That’s how I see things these days, after having gathered a lot of information about men.
There were times when I didn’t think so mildly about men (sorry fellows). I once wrote a funny letter to our creator… Hello God… Now that I have your attention, may I talk to you about the creation? First of all, my compliments on the creation itself. It’s wonderful if I think about everything a human has. A fully developed body, brains to think, emotions to experience things. A miracle, if I may say so. Besides that mankind has the ability to reproduce. That was invented to maintain our species. In the animal kingdom that is still the main reason for intimacy.
I recently saw the love life of a female bird and I thought.. oh dear, that’s a hard life. It’s reproduction if you want it or not. She doesn’t seem to have any choice in the matter. That’s the difference for mankind, they got a set of feelings with the reproduction tool.
That is the subject I want to talk to you about… The difference in feelings between men and women. I know that the brain function is different. A man has his ‘nothing box’ in times of stress. He has to be left alone and doesn’t want to talk about it. He will find his own solution for his problems.
Women however, have a need to talk, talk, talk. Let women share all their emotions in case of stress. Whatever you do… DON’T suggest solutions to the problem. Say things like ‘aha, hm hm, oh gosh and oh that’s terrible for you” and that’s all there is to it.
Returning to the subject of reproduction and more important romance… Isn’t there a slight possibility that something went wrong? Men are hunters. The make an effort to catch what they set their eyes on… repeatingly!
If I may give some feedback on the creation of men, why is there such a difference in feeling when it comes to romance. It seems like men get stuck in the need to hunt. Once the have caught what they wanted, reproduction has succeeded, it seems that with a certain % of men the new hunt automatically starts?
Could it be that one part of the production of men is not placed correctly? Could it be that one part of the software is on constant repeat mode?
If this is the case… a mere error in the production process, could you write a letter stating that some models unfortunately have an error. and that they will be taken out of the shops, with your apology for the possible discomfort? I know, it’s a lot to ask, but well, you created mankind, so I figured this must be a piece of cake for you. I’m sure you will let me know what you can do..
This was my e-mail to God… just a funny way of stating the difference between men and women I had years ago… I think the world would be awfully boring without them.. So men, I guess you are ok, in your own special way 🙂
